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8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

sylvehun:

to the window

sylvehun:

to the window

(Source: samurott)

sylvehun:

to the wall

sylvehun:

to the wall

(Source: samurott)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

i-have-been-johnlocked:

hannibros:

baruchsbalthamos:

FIRST PROMO IMAGE OF THE 12TH DOCTOR LEAKED

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Dwayne the Doc Johnson

I can’t breathe

thatachromaticgrinch:

tanakas:

*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here

I dunno about that, dude

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(Source: tanakas-moved)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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